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Patronage (3)
"Patronage is the support, encouragement, privilege, or financial aid that an organization or individual bestows to another. In the history of art, arts patronage refers to the support that kings, popes, and the wealthy have provided to artists such as musicians, painters, and sculptors." Here you'll find ways to donate to a lackluster artist and help fuel all the weird that I need to maintain... life. -
T-Shirts (22)
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15/f/tx
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This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
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You’re buying me a 16″ Sunrise Pizza (NEW! Hamburger, Bacon, Onions, Green Peppers, Topped with Cracked Egg) from Mr. X’s Pizza on Morganford Road in South St. Louis, Missouri. This pizza is like a gift to people with hangovers. I quit drinking years ago so I don’t get hangovers anymore but I’m a huge fan of any food that you can put an egg in. And guess what? MR X PUT AN EGG IN PIZZA WHAT?
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Bernal Sphere / art by Rick Guidice
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Bernal Sphere 2 / art by Rick Guidice
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Bernal Sphere 3 / art by Rick Guidice
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Bernal Sphere 4 / art by Rick Guidice
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Bernal Sphere 5 / art by Rick Guidice
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Bernal Sphere 6 / art by Rick Guidice
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It’s about as simple as it gets: it’s hot, it’s coffee colored, and hopefully it’s not too burnt. I’m not a turbo coffee aficionado but I do like grabbing a cup here and there when I’m out and about in the world. I’m on my third year without drinking alcohol so hot caffeine injections (giggity) are one of my favorites.
Thanks to Erich for the cup of joe!
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Cylinders / art by Rick Guidice
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Cylinders 2 / art by Rick Guidice
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Cylinders 3 – art by Rick Guidice
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Cylinders 4 / art by Rick Guidice
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Cylinders 5 / art by Rick Guidice
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This is the recipe for Doggy Ice Cream that we feed our dogs. It's totally complete here and free. I just gave you the option to give me a buck if your dogs are super into this jazzy Doggy Dog Ice Cream. It's just one of the ways you can say, “thanks for being a person who isn't total shit ALL of the time, homie!” One of the dogs only has three legs! That isn't because of the ice cream though. It's really frozen yogs-hurt anyway.
The Doggy Dog Ice Cream Ingredients:
- 1 HEAPIN' Regular Household Eatin' Tablespoon of Peanut Butter (without Xylitol!) – There is no reason to get like really expensive nut butter for Doggy Dog Ice Cream because dogs lick their own assholes.
- A healthy teaspoon-ish of honey (from bee butts) – Hopefully we'll have honey from our own St. Louis Urban Bees next year!
- 1 overflowing cup of Greek Yogurt – We buy it from Costco. Welcome to Costco, we love you.
- A single peeled banana – I'm the only one who eats the brown gross bananas in the house, well me and the dogs. So these dumb mutts are stealin' my nanners.
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fsociety Arcade T-Shirt / Mr. Robot
$20.00 – $23.00 Select optionsI can’t help that I’m in love with the dumb circus typeface that I used to make the fsociety arcade t-shirt from Mr. Robot. Lovingly recreated and crapified, this thing looks just like a shirt with “fsociety” written on the front of it. Why buy one when you can buy two!? You know what this is. Get some.
This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ringspun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester).
• 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
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I hacked a Gibson T-Shirt
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Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver T-Shirt
$20.00 – $23.00 Select optionsWhat can I say, sometimes I’m a real environmentalist. Don’t let anything bad happen to nature, eat those beavers like it’s your fuckin’ JOB here, people. Eat them like it’s the last meal you’ll ever have. Gingerly eat them. Take orders on how you should eat a beaver, and make sure that you always have permission to eat any beaver before diving in!
This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).
• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
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Taurus / art by Rick Guidice
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Taurus 2 / art by Don Davis
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Taurus 3 / art by Rick Guidice
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Taurus 4 / art by Don Davis
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Taurus 5 / art by Don Davis
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TRE45ON
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TRE45ON Women’s Tank Top
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