What foods are safe for dogs to eat?
Yup!
Bananas
Rich in potassium and vitamin C!
Cashews
Dogs love magnesium
Blueberries
High in antioxidants!
Pumpkin
It's always Thanksgiving!
Kiwis
Good source of that vitamin c and potASSium
Pineapple
Freeze it first to watch your dog make stupid faces!
Strawberries
High in fiber and antioxidants! Oh yeah!
Sweet Potatoes
It's always Thanksgiving!
Pasta & Rice
No sauces though.
Yup, but...
Apples
No seeds for dogs!
Lemons
Do your dogs like bitter?
Oranges
Super high in natural sugar, moderate
Peaches
Do not give them the pit, it might not come out the other end!
Watermelon
Who doesn't love it!? Don't give them rinds!
Nope!
Avocados
Might make 'em puke! Grosssss!!11!!1!!
Cherries
Can cause cyanide poisoning in bigly amounts
Grapes
Kidney failure :(
Raisins
Wrinkly Kidney failure :(
Booze
Don't be an idiot, your dog is nailed to the X
Coffee & Caffeine
Methylxanthines are bad :(
Cocoa & Chocolate
Methylxanthines are bad :(
Macadamia Nuts
They give 'em the ree-roms about 12 hours after ingestion
Onions & Garlics & Chives
Takes a lot but why worry?
Salty Snacks
Don't give them your trash junk food
Yeasty Dough
It rises in their guts!
Doggie Dog Ice Cream Recipe
This is the recipe for Doggy Ice Cream that we feed our dogs. It’s totally complete here and free. I just gave you the option to give me a buck if your dogs are super into this jazzy Doggy Dog Ice Cream. It’s just one of the ways you can say, “thanks for being a person who isn’t total shit ALL of the time, homie!” One of the dogs only has three legs! That isn’t because of the ice cream though. It’s really frozen yogs-hurt anyway.
The Doggy Dog Ice Cream Ingredients:
- 1 HEAPIN’ Regular Household Eatin’ Tablespoon of Peanut Butter (without Xylitol!) – There is no reason to get like really expensive nut butter for Doggy Dog Ice Cream because dogs lick their own assholes.
- A healthy teaspoon-ish of honey (from bee butts) – Hopefully we’ll have honey from our own St. Louis Urban Bees next year!
- 1 overflowing cup of Greek Yogurt – We buy it from Costco. Welcome to Costco, we love you.
- A single peeled banana – I’m the only one who eats the brown gross bananas in the house, well me and the dogs. So these dumb mutts are stealin’ my nanners.
If you (and your doggers!) find that this recipe is inexpensive, healthy, and easy consider throwing a buck my way.
We'd surely appreciate it!