Doggy Dog Ice Cream Recipe
This is the recipe for Doggy Ice Cream that we feed our dogs. It's totally complete here and free. I just gave you the option to give me a buck if your dogs are super into this jazzy Doggy Dog Ice Cream. It's just one of the ways you can say, “thanks for being a person who isn't total shit ALL of the time, homie!” One of the dogs only has three legs! That isn't because of the ice cream though. It's really frozen yogs-hurt anyway.
The Doggy Dog Ice Cream Ingredients:
- 1 HEAPIN' Regular Household Eatin' Tablespoon of Peanut Butter (without Xylitol!) – There is no reason to get like really expensive nut butter for Doggy Dog Ice Cream because dogs lick their own assholes.
- A healthy teaspoon-ish of honey (from bee butts) – Hopefully we'll have honey from our own St. Louis Urban Bees next year!
- 1 overflowing cup of Greek Yogurt – We buy it from Costco. Welcome to Costco, we love you.
- A single peeled banana – I'm the only one who eats the brown gross bananas in the house, well me and the dogs. So these dumb mutts are stealin' my nanners.
Description of Crap
To Make Doggy Dog Ice Cream, Comblime as Follows:
There are many steps to creating Doggy Dog Ice Cream. It is important that you follow these steps in order and DO NOT SKIP ANY STEPS.
Peel your flippin’ banana if not already peeled. Our dogs seem to prefer the older bananas because they get their mush up on better. I don’t know what your dogs like, dog.
Then take a big tablespoon like the one you eat cereal with and scoop out a healthy spoonful of that nut butter. It is required for Doggy Dog Ice Cream. Just make sure your nut butter comes without Xylitol! – Remember, there is no reason to get like really expensive nut butter for Doggy Dog Ice Cream because dogs lick their own assholes.
Put them both in a bowl and mash together with a fork (or other suitable mashing device like your hand or an axe!)…
…until it looks like some sorta Doggy Dog Ice Cream that you don’t want to eat and is chunky. Even though this looks like slop now, once you freeze this mess it will soon look like frozen slop.
Now take a measuring cup out and overfill it with exactly one cup of yogurt until there’s way more than one cup there. This is a precise measurement and any fluctuation in the ratio of ingredients will make this literally inedible to doggy dogs.
Put that with the stuff you don’t think you wanna eat. To my highly artistically educated eye, this looks like a lime green bowl full of baby diarrhea topped off with a dollop of sour cream.
If you didn’t already, put a healthy teaspoon-ish or squirt from the Honey Bear into that mess and whip ‘er around for a bit.
Put the results into an ice cube tray or some little silicone jobbers like we got here in the supplied photo tutorial / phone photos taken while we made some one day.
It filled about six of those but we pushed it to seven.
Put all that in the freezer for maximum hilarity or give one to the pooch right now.
The dogs go fucking ballistic for these things.
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