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  • Goatse / 1Guy1Jar 2016 T-Shirt

    $20.00$28.00 Select options

    You know what fucking sucks? This election cycle. I’m not even getting into it. What I am getting into is a little old school shock site injection into this election cycle, that’s why I’m voting Goatse / 1Guy 1Jar – and in reality, I’m voting for the whole Lemon Party ticket. If you’re sick of politics as usual, Join the Lemon Party.

    Disgust your friends or watch people across the restaurant from you google your tshirt and see a gigantic butthole / glass in a butthole then possibly throw up or avoid eye contact with you or both. Be the envy of teenagers worldwide whose parents have the good sense not to let their goddamn kid wear this thing.

    But you – you’re an adult. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Han Solo as a Carrot & Radish R2-D2 – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

  • Hemp for Victory T-Shirt

    $20.00$28.00 Select options

    Hemp for Victory! They used to cheer it to topple governments – now governments use it to oppress people! Show the world that you still think that HEMP! is a key to victory.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Hockey Swordfish & Echolocation Hearing Unicorn – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    I’m not even sure how it’s wearing hockey skates, either, alright? I gotta tell you though, you seem really hung up on that one detail about the first swordfish to play hockey in the NHL. Like, how does he wear a helmet?

    Batman Unicorn. There, I said it. This is idea is so good there’s no way that I originated it, but I am (god, I hope) the first person to get his mask right with the open part on the bottom. So unicorn, so good.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Honey Bear Face & Headphone Popsicle – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    The Honey Bear never grew any legs and became more than a creepy little smiling face in the pages of this sketchbook. The headphone popsicle on the other hand came out swimmingly.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Hotdog C3-P0 & Hamburger BB-8 – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Hotdog C3-P0 isn’t as much of a stretch as some of these are. He looks a little more rounded out but I couldn’t figure out where to put the other end of the casing.

    Hamburger BB-8 is one of those great ideas that just doesn’t work – one because a hamburger wouldn’t even work because it isn’t a sphere and he’s not even wearing a pickle hat.This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • I hacked a Gibson T-Shirt

    $20.00$23.00 Select options

  • I really like THE ST. LOUIS ART MACHINE a whole lot.

    $20.00$23.00 Select options

    Support your probably favorite St. Louis Area Art Machine with a t-shirt letting everyone know how much you like us. That happens to be a whole lot, by the way, and we feel the same way about you. Seriously. We wouldn’t even begin to joke about how much we like you, which happens to be a whole lot.

    I will high-five you so hard my hand breaks again* if I see you wearing this shirt in public.

    This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ringspun cotton (except for heather’s colors, which contain 10% polyester).

    • 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Tubular construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Seamless collar
    • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

    * Or show of excitement of equal or lesser value but probably more value really like a hug or maybe tear up for you


  • Jumprope Daisy & Machine Gun Salt Shakers – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Daisy’s love jumprope, I don’t know why – it’s just a fact. On the right there’s the beginning illustration of two salt shakers getting ready to go and rob a bank. This is why your doctor tells you to eat less salt

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Keyboard Platypus & Rowboat Rats – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Maybe inspired by keyboard cat but we doubt it – keyboard platypus is a creature that doesn’t exactly seem like it’s keeping up with current events, you know what I mean? The other sketchbook has the rowboat rats just rowing away.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Marijuana Cures Racism T-Shirt

    $20.00$23.00 Select options

    I won't lie to you: I own a t-shirt that reads MARIJUANA CURES RACISM and I get to meet some of the best people on the planet because of it.

    I mean shit folks, it's 2016 and the government of the United States can't get it through their thick fuckin' heads that marijuana shouldn't be scheduled. That it is an intoxicant that is impossible to overdose on. That it brings people together. Or maybe – they know all these things. Maybe… just maybe… certain drugs are being kept on restrictive schedules so that possession of these drugs as a crime can be used selectively. But that would be crazy talk, right?

    Marijuana cures racism – it's the fucking truth.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • More Ideas & Octopus Playing Duelin’ Banjos – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Lots of these ideas can be seen in fruition right ‘chere!

    How do I know he’s playing Duelin’ Banjos? Because I drew him playing Duelin’ Banjos.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Mummy Bowling Pin Goes to Adult Swim & Luchador Bowl of Jello – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

  • NASA Leggings

    $39.95 Select options

  • Not Today – TWR Cancer Benefit Poster

    $11.50$18.00 Select options

    I love this illustration event though I made it. That old lady just screams, “Not today, motherfucker!” and you have to believe here – clearly it isn’t the first time she has had to scream, “Not Today!” and it won’t be her last. She’s a survivor. Half of the proceeds of the sale of each print will be donated to HOPE for Young Adults With Cancer.

    Museum-quality posters made on thick, durable, matte paper. It’s a real shame that one of my piece of shit art works ended up printed on here, and not something beautiful that adds some sort of authenticity and validity to the world.

    A statement in any room. A statement that says, “I have more money than sense, and goddamn Tyler talked me into buying a piece of shit print of his.” These puppies are printed on archival, acid-free paper. They’re not printed on real puppies anymore. Printed in America, sweatshop free, puppy free, fun free.


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Framed Print

    $33.00$64.50 Select options

    Printed on thick, durable, matte paper and framed in black, this gnarly fucking crow is sure to make a statement in any room. These puppies are printed on archival, acid-free paper before being framed ensuring a curse upon your family for years to come!


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Ladies T-Shirt (black) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

    $20.00 + $2 Convenience Fee Select options

    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in white ink upon black ladies-cut tees. They’re gonna be great!


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Unisex Baseball Tee (red w/ navy sleeves) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

    $20.00 +$2 Convenience Fee Select options

    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in navy ink upon red baseball tees with navy sleeves. They’re gonna be great!


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Unisex T-Shirt (burgundy) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

    $10.00$15.00 + $2 Convenience Fee Select options

    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in white ink upon burgundy Fruit-of-the-Loom shirts. They’re gonna be great!


  • Nugs, Chillin, & Grindage T-Shirt – Be Like Stoney

    $20.00$24.50 Select options

    The only things you have ever cared about in your life are chillin, nugs, and grindage.

    This super-douper-soft, (not real) baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women and dogs and cats and aliens and samsquanches and all cryptozoological creatures – it fits like a well-loved pair of underpants for your chest. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. We don't know what it means but it's true.

    • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Baby-knit jersey
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
    • Side-seamed


  • P-38 Can Opener and P-51 Can Opener

    $5.15 BUY ON AMAZON
    Sold by Columbia River Metal Works and Fulfilled by AmazonGift-wrap available.
    • Made in the USA by US Shelby (Make sure they are stamped US Shelby to guarntee made in the USA)
    • Combo Pack
    • 1 – P38 Can Opener, 1 1/2″ Long
    • 1 – P51 Can Opener, 2″ Long
    • Fits on Key chain

  • Possible Jackalopes & Slice of Watermelon Who Just Walked In On His Wife Cheating On Him With A Pineapple Ring – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    I think they were jackalopes. I’m not sure, that’s why they’re a possible jackalopes. Probably I’d say if you pressed me.

    His face and that martini say it all. This is my first real success at expressing emotions through fruits.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • RAT PIECE / Kim Jones T-Shirt

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  • Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver T-Shirt

    $20.00$23.00 Select options

    What can I say, sometimes I’m a real environmentalist. Don’t let anything bad happen to nature, eat those beavers like it’s your fuckin’ JOB here, people. Eat them like it’s the last meal you’ll ever have. Gingerly eat them. Take orders on how you should eat a beaver, and make sure that you always have permission to eat any beaver before diving in!

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Seagull From Florida on Vacation in California & Jetpack Pirate – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Lots of people haven’t figured that he’s on vacation but I think that it’s really easy to figure out – the seagull is wearing flip-flops! If he was on duty he’s be barefoot, otherwise the seagull union will pull his card in a heartbeat.

    Jetpack Pirate is one of those things that if you see it in black and white that says something about you. Like you have a jacked up imagination possibly worse than mine because you identified it not out of creativity but rather because you’re always thinkin’ about Jetpack Pirate or something.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Shark Smoking a Doobie & Giraffe Having Part of a Balanced Breakfast – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Let’s talk about it: the latest surveys show 62% of aquatic animals favor marijuana legalization. Why aren’t we talking about this?

    This giraffe is so great to me. Big stupid neck, morning smile, tongue that keeps on toungin’. That glass of OJ off to the right – do you think he has a straw long enough to drink that? Or do the birds baby bird it (bird bird it?) into his mouth? He bought that spoon somewhere, you know.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Skankin’ Hot Dog & A Lumbersexual – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    That skankin’ hot dog was a request from a friend – I was at a park at their family party just drawing shit and playing mad libs with all the drunks. So, ta-da, that’s how you get a sausage that’s into ska. Skasage. Sorry.

    This Lumbersexual looks like he’s packing some serious heat and we’re not just talking about those pumps. This is a friend of mine who will remain nameless, but let’s just say that he’s a lumberjack and he’s ok. Funny story: sometimes I go back to Webster University and do lectures – most recently I showed these to a group of high school students on their way to become artists and a couple knew Monty Python’s Flying Circus and got the joke. I was really proud of them and their parents.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • US Government Pen

    Skilcraft 7520-00-935-7136 U.S. Government Retractable Black Barrel Medium Point Ball Point Pen, Black Ink, (Pack of 12)

    $9.69 BUY AT AMAZON

    The US Government Pen are an icon of my military service. They are just everywhere and almost given away – which is good because I washed them.

    A lot.

    They work everywhere and you keep two around in case you ever need a spare. Like flashlights – you always have three sources of light. You always have two pens that were Made in the U.S.A. because after one mile of continuous writing they will eventually give up. You can get replacements though and feed your inner need to make less plastic shit in the world! Oh yeah!

    “Retractable, refillable, ball point pen is imprinted with U.S. Government.

    The pen is designed to write anywhere regardless of climate or altitude! this is a rugged, yet economic workhorse of the U.S. Government and military and will write for one mile! ink does not skip or smear and has a brass refill cartridge for extended shelf life.

    Pen barrel indicates pen color.”


  • Superhero Corn Dog w/ Fancy Cape & A Grapevine Squiggle – 10×8 Mini Poster

    $10.00 Add to cart

    Aw yeah Corndog Superhero. Serving justice and snacks at every state fair across the midwest. Here in St. Louis we can buy them at a place called QuikTrip. This place has everything you could ever want – including corndogs with NO STICKS on a roller! Corndog roller meats!

    That grapevine squiggle – I’m not even sure what the hell I was drawing. I bet there’s some grape thing I’ll have to finish someday.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Taurus / art by Rick Guidice

    $31.00$33.00 Select options

  • Taurus 2 / art by Don Davis

    $31.00$32.50 Select options

  • Taurus 3 / art by Rick Guidice

    $31.00$33.00 Select options