Fogelbach / Snarzyk – Keep America Shitty Unisex T-Shirt

$20.00$24.50

Fuck this bullshit. In the 2016 Presidential election I’m voting for the Fogelbach / Snarzyk ticket. Through their vision we will Keep America Shitty.

Yep, You Read That Right™ – I’m sick of this already and I’ve found the two men who I think can run this country in just as fucked up a manner as we are used to, but not make America any shittier. A vote for Fogelbach / Snarzyk is a vote for rock fucking bottom. Only a true Garbage Person™ would “throw away their vote” on a joke candidate.

It’s not a joke, bitch. I think these two would do a better job than any options I have, and I’d hate to “throw away my vote” on two candidates who were in favor of the Iraq war. Fuck them both.

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Like your underpants or that DVD that you swear you don’t own. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. We don’t know what the fuck a heather color is either, but we’re assuming it’s colors only like by people with the name, “Heather”

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, whoever she is)
• Baby-knit jersey (not made from real babies)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (does not use real tape)
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves (what)
• Side-seamed (ok)

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Fuck this bullshit. In the 2016 Presidential election I’m voting for the Fogelbach / Snarzyk ticket. Through their vision we will Keep America Shitty.

Yep, You Read That Right™ – I’m sick of this already and I’ve found the two men who I think can run this country in just as fucked up a manner as we are used to, but not make America any shittier. A vote for Fogelbach / Snarzyk is a vote for rock fucking bottom. Only a true Garbage Person™ would “throw away their vote” on a joke candidate.

It’s not a joke, bitch. I think these two would do a better job than any options I have, and I’d hate to “throw away my vote” on two candidates who were in favor of the Iraq war. Fuck them both.

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Like your underpants or that DVD that you swear you don’t own. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. We don’t know what the fuck a heather color is either, but we’re assuming it’s colors only like by people with the name, “Heather”

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, whoever she is)
• Baby-knit jersey (not made from real babies)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (does not use real tape)
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves (what)
• Side-seamed (ok)

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