Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990 T-Shirt

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Donald Trump raped & murdered a young girl in 1990. I think a lot of Americans feel that way.

If you've been alive for a while, you probably remember the website glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com as being one of the best expressions of political speech to ever grace the internet. The legal case that the creation of this domain spawned was groundbreaking, and re-affirms the right of the people to parody political figures as speech, and that trademarks (including names) used in parody are protected speech.

So, that's how you end up with a t-shirt that reads, “Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990” on the website of a shitpot artist from St. Louis.

(Outrageous Accusation) + (Celebrity) + (Question Why the Celebrity Does Not Deny the Accusation) = (Confirmation of the Falsity of the Accusation + Laughter)

And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this post because what I feel like saying is, Mr. Trump, prove to me that you didn't rape & murder a young girl in 1990. And I know you didn't. I’m not accusing you of raping & murdering a young girl in 1990. But that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.

This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• made in the USA, sweatshop free

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Donald Trump raped & murdered a young girl in 1990. I think a lot of Americans feel that way.

If you’ve been alive for a while, you probably remember the website glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com as being one of the best expressions of political speech to ever grace the internet. The legal case that the creation of this domain spawned was groundbreaking, and re-affirms the right of the people to parody political figures as speech, and that trademarks (including names) used in parody are protected speech.

So, that’s how you end up with a t-shirt that reads, “Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990” on the website of a shitpot artist from St. Louis.

(Outrageous Accusation) + (Celebrity) + (Question Why the Celebrity Does Not Deny the Accusation) = (Confirmation of the Falsity of the Accusation + Laughter)

And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this post because what I feel like saying is, Mr. Trump, prove to me that you didn’t rape & murder a young girl in 1990. And I know you didn’t. I’m not accusing you of raping & murdering a young girl in 1990. But that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.

This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• made in the USA, sweatshop free

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