A Turtle Mowing The Lawn & One of Those Fish Tank Pirates With Its Head Off – 10×8 Mini Poster

$10.00

I ran over a turtle while I was mowing the lawn when I was like 12 or 13. It wasn’t traumatic or anything is just scared the ever loving shit out of me, and then I felt really bad like I should have been watching for tutle x’ing signs. And let’s be fair – the smug bastard would have mowed me over had he the opportunity.

Questions to be answered: Did his head come off naturally? Was there any foul play suspected? What’s up with all the treasure in that chest?

This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.

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I ran over a turtle while I was mowing the lawn when I was like 12 or 13. It wasn’t traumatic or anything is just scared the ever loving shit out of me, and then I felt really bad like I should have been watching for tutle x’ing signs. And let’s be fair – the smug bastard would have mowed me over had he the opportunity.

Questions to be answered: Did his head come off naturally? Was there any foul play suspected? What’s up with all the treasure in that chest?

This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.

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