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  • Sale!

    Boxes (10 pk, laser cut & scored)

    $2.00 $1.00 Add to cart

    They’re cut by lassssers, man! These boxes are cut to the most exacting of specifications which is super weird because we’re not exactly the most exacting of specifications ourselves! The laser scoring didn’t cut as deep as I would have liked, so I’m putting these on deep discount. Get ’em while they’re hot!

    Download the file and make your own, oh boy!


  • Sale!

    Boxes (20 pk, laser cut & scored)

    $4.00 $1.75 Add to cart

    They’re cut by lassssers, man! These boxes are cut to the most exacting of specifications which is super weird because we’re not exactly the most exacting of specifications ourselves! The laser scoring didn’t cut as deep as I would have liked, so I’m putting these on deep discount. Get ’em while they’re hot!

    Download the file and make your own, oh boy!


  • I really like THE ST. LOUIS ART MACHINE a whole lot.

    $20.00$23.00 Select options

    Support your probably favorite St. Louis Area Art Machine with a t-shirt letting everyone know how much you like us. That happens to be a whole lot, by the way, and we feel the same way about you. Seriously. We wouldn’t even begin to joke about how much we like you, which happens to be a whole lot.

    I will high-five you so hard my hand breaks again* if I see you wearing this shirt in public.

    This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ringspun cotton (except for heather’s colors, which contain 10% polyester).

    • 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Tubular construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Seamless collar
    • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

    * Or show of excitement of equal or lesser value but probably more value really like a hug or maybe tear up for you