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  • NASA

    NASA (16)

    From the NASA Space Settlement website where I got the fucking awesome public domain images to use on these shirts:

    A billion years ago there was no life on land. In a phenomenal development, by 400 million years ago land life was well established. We are at the very beginning of a similar, perhaps even more important, development. Today Earth teems with life, but as far as we know, in the vast reaches of space there are only a handful of astronauts, a few plants and animals, and some bacteria and fungi; mostly on the International Space Station. We can change that. In the 1970's Princeton physicist Gerard O'Neill, with the help of NASA Ames Research Center and Stanford University, discovered that we can build gigantic spaceships, big enough to live in. These free-space settlements could be wonderful places to live; about the size of a California beach town and endowed with weightless recreation, fantastic views, freedom, elbow-room in spades, and great wealth. In time, we may see millions of free-space settlements in our solar system alone. Building them, particularly the first one, is a monumental challenge. If this sounds exciting, read on.

  • TWR

    TWR (3)

  • 15/f/tx

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    This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

    • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Baby-knit jersey
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
    • Side-seamed


  • Ask Me About Jury Nullification T-Shirt

    Ask Me About Jury Nullification T-Shirt

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    Inspired by this post on reddit, here’s the t-shirt that is guaranteed* to get your ass held in contempt of court. Not that you have to wear this specifically on days you’re potentially serving on a jury – it’s a good everyday wear just to inform people about jury nullification.

    Jury Nullification Fun Facts!
    1. Juries in New England in general and in Massachusetts in particular and in Boston most particular, juries would frequently find obvious violators of the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850 not guilty. They just up and thought convicting someone of that was wrong.Did they have a fancy justification — the Fugitive Slave Law was a clear violation of the Ninth and Tenth Amendments, enacted without regard to the enumerated powers in Article 1, Section 8 — or just think slavery was an abomination?

      Either way: harbor a fugitive slave in or near Boston or fail to assist in the recovery of that slave, and there’s a real chance you’ll walk, even if you were charged and tried for it.

      Thanks, jury nullification.

    2. When cases of people violating corporation-backed laws banning labor unions and/or labor union organizing, juries would often find obvious violators not guilty.
    3. Juries can find a defendant not guilty on marijuana charges, or other drug charges. They don’t have to explain their reasoning behind the verdict; they just deliver a verdict, so it’s hard to tell how often this happens. But it surely happens. Probably more often, now, when things that are crimes in one state are not crimes just a few miles away.
    4. A few years ago, a local prosecutor somewhere ended up dropping the charges against a defendant charged with a marijuana offense, because he simply couldn’t get an entire jury that was willing to consider convicting the defendant.Not quite sure this is jury nullification. Had they kept their mouths shut, they could have gotten a free lunch during deliberations, and still let the defendant go free.

      Sure it is. Even the possibility of jury nullification can have a good effect.

    5. More than one of the founding fathers of this country stated quite explicitly that right of jurors to judge not only the facts of the case, but also the justice of the law, or its applicability in the case they were trying.
    6. The line about the boxes that we can use to preserve our liberties being the soap box (First Amendment), ballot box (voting), and jury box (jury nullification) is pretty much self-explanatory.Even if you can’t convince people a law is unjust, and you can’t vote in elected officials who will repeal it, you can as a juror at least keep it from hurting a harmless person by refusing to convict, at that person’s trial.

    The more you know, etc.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free

    *I have no idea if this is true.


  • Bernal Sphere / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Bernal Sphere 2 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Bernal Sphere 3 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Bernal Sphere 4 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Bernal Sphere 5 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Bernal Sphere 6 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Cylinders / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Cylinders 2 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Cylinders 3 – art by Rick Guidice

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  • Cylinders 4 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Cylinders 5 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990 T-Shirt

    Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990 T-Shirt

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    Donald Trump raped & murdered a young girl in 1990. I think a lot of Americans feel that way.

    If you've been alive for a while, you probably remember the website glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com as being one of the best expressions of political speech to ever grace the internet. The legal case that the creation of this domain spawned was groundbreaking, and re-affirms the right of the people to parody political figures as speech, and that trademarks (including names) used in parody are protected speech.

    So, that's how you end up with a t-shirt that reads, “Donald Trump Raped & Murdered a Young Girl in 1990” on the website of a shitpot artist from St. Louis.

    (Outrageous Accusation) + (Celebrity) + (Question Why the Celebrity Does Not Deny the Accusation) = (Confirmation of the Falsity of the Accusation + Laughter)

    And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this post because what I feel like saying is, Mr. Trump, prove to me that you didn't rape & murder a young girl in 1990. And I know you didn't. I’m not accusing you of raping & murdering a young girl in 1990. But that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Donald Trump refuses to release his tax returns because he has donated to NAMBLA?

    Donald Trump refuses to release his tax returns because he has donated to NAMBLA? T-Shirt

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    I think the quote from this article really sums up these allegations really well; “The only logical conclusion would really be Trump releasing his tax returns but he would never do that because he’s hiding donations to NAMBLA,” he added. “That’s what I’ve heard from some very smart people anyway.”

    When confronted about GOP presidential nominee, Donald Trump’s alleged $10 million donation to the organization, Victor could not verify the claim.

    “Membership anonymity is our top priority. Disclosing the identities of our members jeopardizes their safety. We do not release any information that could put our members at risk. Nobody should care even if Mr. Trump did in fact donate to our organization. Man-boy love is a natural and we should not deny people who love each other the right to be together. I can’t comment on why Mr. Trump has not yet released his tax returns.

    NAMBLA neither confirms nor denies Trump’s donation allegations

    Funny, I heard the same thing from some very smart people anyway.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Fogelbach / Snarzyk – Keep America Shitty Unisex T-Shirt

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    Fuck this bullshit. In the 2016 Presidential election I’m voting for the Fogelbach / Snarzyk ticket. Through their vision we will Keep America Shitty.

    Yep, You Read That Right™ – I’m sick of this already and I’ve found the two men who I think can run this country in just as fucked up a manner as we are used to, but not make America any shittier. A vote for Fogelbach / Snarzyk is a vote for rock fucking bottom. Only a true Garbage Person™ would “throw away their vote” on a joke candidate.

    It’s not a joke, bitch. I think these two would do a better job than any options I have, and I’d hate to “throw away my vote” on two candidates who were in favor of the Iraq war. Fuck them both.

    This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Like your underpants or that DVD that you swear you don’t own. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. We don’t know what the fuck a heather color is either, but we’re assuming it’s colors only like by people with the name, “Heather”

    • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester, whoever she is)
    • Baby-knit jersey (not made from real babies)
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (does not use real tape)
    • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves (what)
    • Side-seamed (ok)


  • fsociety arcade t-shirt

    fsociety Arcade T-Shirt / Mr. Robot

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    I can’t help that I’m in love with the dumb circus typeface that I used to make the fsociety arcade t-shirt from Mr. Robot. Lovingly recreated and crapified, this thing looks just like a shirt with “fsociety” written on the front of it. Why buy one when you can buy two!? You know what this is. Get some.

    This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ringspun cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester).

    • 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Tubular construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Seamless collar
    • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem


  • Goatse / 1Guy1Jar 2016 T-Shirt

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    You know what fucking sucks? This election cycle. I’m not even getting into it. What I am getting into is a little old school shock site injection into this election cycle, that’s why I’m voting Goatse / 1Guy 1Jar – and in reality, I’m voting for the whole Lemon Party ticket. If you’re sick of politics as usual, Join the Lemon Party.

    Disgust your friends or watch people across the restaurant from you google your tshirt and see a gigantic butthole / glass in a butthole then possibly throw up or avoid eye contact with you or both. Be the envy of teenagers worldwide whose parents have the good sense not to let their goddamn kid wear this thing.

    But you – you’re an adult. Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Hemp for Victory T-Shirt

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    Hemp for Victory! They used to cheer it to topple governments – now governments use it to oppress people! Show the world that you still think that HEMP! is a key to victory.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • I hacked a Gibson T-Shirt

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  • I really like THE ST. LOUIS ART MACHINE a whole lot.

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    Support your probably favorite St. Louis Area Art Machine with a t-shirt letting everyone know how much you like us. That happens to be a whole lot, by the way, and we feel the same way about you. Seriously. We wouldn’t even begin to joke about how much we like you, which happens to be a whole lot.

    I will high-five you so hard my hand breaks again* if I see you wearing this shirt in public.

    This is a classic tee that has a light feel. Made of 100% ringspun cotton (except for heather’s colors, which contain 10% polyester).

    • 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
    • Pre-shrunk
    • Tubular construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
    • Seamless collar
    • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

    * Or show of excitement of equal or lesser value but probably more value really like a hug or maybe tear up for you


  • Marijuana Cures Racism T-Shirt

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    I won't lie to you: I own a t-shirt that reads MARIJUANA CURES RACISM and I get to meet some of the best people on the planet because of it.

    I mean shit folks, it's 2016 and the government of the United States can't get it through their thick fuckin' heads that marijuana shouldn't be scheduled. That it is an intoxicant that is impossible to overdose on. That it brings people together. Or maybe – they know all these things. Maybe… just maybe… certain drugs are being kept on restrictive schedules so that possession of these drugs as a crime can be used selectively. But that would be crazy talk, right?

    Marijuana cures racism – it's the fucking truth.

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you'll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Ladies T-Shirt (black) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

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    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in white ink upon black ladies-cut tees. They’re gonna be great!


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Unisex Baseball Tee (red w/ navy sleeves) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

    $20.00 +$2 Convenience Fee Select options

    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in navy ink upon red baseball tees with navy sleeves. They’re gonna be great!


  • Not Today One-Legged Crow Unisex T-Shirt (burgundy) – 100% Proceeds to Charity

    $10.00$15.00 + $2 Convenience Fee Select options

    Every year The Waiting Room Bar & Venue does a fundraising benefit for a cancer charity, and for the last handful of years the beneficiary has been HOPE 4 Young Adults with Cancer. None of that has changed this year, and all proceeds from the sale of this shirt will benefit HOPE! James & Shannon at TWR made it possible to take pre-orders for these shirts – how flipping cool is that!?

    The crow has put up a good fight already and sometimes you can tell. The crow is never done putting up a fight, and a defiant cry of, “NOT TODAY!” echoes out from its beak. We could learn a lot from this crow.

    By purchasing a shirt here today you are guaranteeing a tshirt will be available for you on Saturday, September 17th at the Hope Cancer Benefit!

    This mockup is a good representation of what our final shirts will look like, silkscreened in white ink upon burgundy Fruit-of-the-Loom shirts. They’re gonna be great!


  • Nugs, Chillin, & Grindage T-Shirt – Be Like Stoney

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    The only things you have ever cared about in your life are chillin, nugs, and grindage.

    This super-douper-soft, (not real) baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women and dogs and cats and aliens and samsquanches and all cryptozoological creatures – it fits like a well-loved pair of underpants for your chest. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester. We don't know what it means but it's true.

    • 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
    • Baby-knit jersey
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
    • Side-seamed


  • RAT PIECE / Kim Jones T-Shirt

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  • Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver T-Shirt

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    What can I say, sometimes I’m a real environmentalist. Don’t let anything bad happen to nature, eat those beavers like it’s your fuckin’ JOB here, people. Eat them like it’s the last meal you’ll ever have. Gingerly eat them. Take orders on how you should eat a beaver, and make sure that you always have permission to eat any beaver before diving in!

    This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

    • Fine jersey
    • Slim fit
    • Double stitched
    • made in the USA, sweatshop free


  • Taurus / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Taurus 2 / art by Don Davis

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  • Taurus 3 / art by Rick Guidice

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  • Taurus 4 / art by Don Davis

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