Every sketch from APOPAATPCIAP, all in one place. There are a few collections within the sets that you can purchase together as well, so that’s pretty cool, right?

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  • A Chicken Drumstick That Runs a Chicken Farm Just Found His Henhouse Raided by a Fox & Drawing Ideas – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    The feathers. My God, the feathers. They’re everywhere. I’ve never seen so many.

    Some ideas are good, some ideas are bad, some ideas are on this list and I haven’t drawn them yet.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • A Turtle Mowing The Lawn & One of Those Fish Tank Pirates With Its Head Off – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    I ran over a turtle while I was mowing the lawn when I was like 12 or 13. It wasn’t traumatic or anything is just scared the ever loving shit out of me, and then I felt really bad like I should have been watching for tutle x’ing signs. And let’s be fair – the smug bastard would have mowed me over had he the opportunity.

    Questions to be answered: Did his head come off naturally? Was there any foul play suspected? What’s up with all the treasure in that chest?

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Bad Parenting Kangaroo & Hippo w/ Shrimp on a Skewer – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Hey-o! We get it, there are many different types of people in the world and many different ways of parenting. I bet you $5 you wouldn’t say shit to this kangaroo Mom.

    Is the Hippo really excited because he’s about to eat those shrimp or because you’re here? IT’S BOTH!

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Bird on a Wire Walking a Tightrope & Watermelonface – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    You know how the name Watermelonface strikes fear into you before you even saw the picture of Watermelonface? That’s not a superpower, he is just really, really weird. And he can’t talk. That’s not a mouth, it’s just a slice of his face someone cut out.

    I’ve never seen a bird that had problems walking alone an electric or telephone line but if I did I’d try to hand him a stick to help balance him out.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Caterpillar & A Wormdo – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    I hope that caterpillar turns into a beautiful butterfly. Or a bottle of ranch dressing. I’m eating hot wings while I’m typing this.

    What’s a Wormdo?
    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Chainsaw Ballerina & Picnic Table Rodeo – 10×8 Mini Poster

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  • Chef Alligator Walin’ on the Harmonica & A Clam Eating Cotton Candy Underwater – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    I’m not sure why he’s playing the harmonica and I really don’t remember what that lean is all about. Maybe he’s just a-swayin’ with the music. Who knows! You can decide for yourself!

    If you don’t like this clam eating cotton candy you don’t like apple butter.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Drawing Ideas and Hammerstump – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    On the left you’ll find some ideas that we came up with – you may even see a couple in there that are on this site, too! Ca-razy how that works, eh!?

    On the right is a stump with a hammer, as God truly intended.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Flamingo Playing a Lyre & Highway Traffic Prawn – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    You know what’s not easy? Playing a string instrument with feathers. Go grow feathers and try it sometime – I bet you couldn’t even grow feathers.

    Highway Traffic Prawn doesn’t mind traffic because everything has been taken from him.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Formal Crustaceans – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    These formal crustaceans occupy time and spaces on pages occupied at the same time by my charming illustrations.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Han Solo as a Carrot & Radish R2-D2 – 10×8 Mini Poster

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  • Hockey Swordfish & Echolocation Hearing Unicorn – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    I’m not even sure how it’s wearing hockey skates, either, alright? I gotta tell you though, you seem really hung up on that one detail about the first swordfish to play hockey in the NHL. Like, how does he wear a helmet?

    Batman Unicorn. There, I said it. This is idea is so good there’s no way that I originated it, but I am (god, I hope) the first person to get his mask right with the open part on the bottom. So unicorn, so good.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Honey Bear Face & Headphone Popsicle – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    The Honey Bear never grew any legs and became more than a creepy little smiling face in the pages of this sketchbook. The headphone popsicle on the other hand came out swimmingly.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Hotdog C3-P0 & Hamburger BB-8 – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Hotdog C3-P0 isn’t as much of a stretch as some of these are. He looks a little more rounded out but I couldn’t figure out where to put the other end of the casing.

    Hamburger BB-8 is one of those great ideas that just doesn’t work – one because a hamburger wouldn’t even work because it isn’t a sphere and he’s not even wearing a pickle hat.This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Jumprope Daisy & Machine Gun Salt Shakers – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Daisy’s love jumprope, I don’t know why – it’s just a fact. On the right there’s the beginning illustration of two salt shakers getting ready to go and rob a bank. This is why your doctor tells you to eat less salt

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Keyboard Platypus & Rowboat Rats – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Maybe inspired by keyboard cat but we doubt it – keyboard platypus is a creature that doesn’t exactly seem like it’s keeping up with current events, you know what I mean? The other sketchbook has the rowboat rats just rowing away.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • More Ideas & Octopus Playing Duelin’ Banjos – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Lots of these ideas can be seen in fruition right ‘chere!

    How do I know he’s playing Duelin’ Banjos? Because I drew him playing Duelin’ Banjos.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Mummy Bowling Pin Goes to Adult Swim & Luchador Bowl of Jello – 10×8 Mini Poster

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  • Possible Jackalopes & Slice of Watermelon Who Just Walked In On His Wife Cheating On Him With A Pineapple Ring – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    I think they were jackalopes. I’m not sure, that’s why they’re a possible jackalopes. Probably I’d say if you pressed me.

    His face and that martini say it all. This is my first real success at expressing emotions through fruits.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Seagull From Florida on Vacation in California & Jetpack Pirate – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Lots of people haven’t figured that he’s on vacation but I think that it’s really easy to figure out – the seagull is wearing flip-flops! If he was on duty he’s be barefoot, otherwise the seagull union will pull his card in a heartbeat.

    Jetpack Pirate is one of those things that if you see it in black and white that says something about you. Like you have a jacked up imagination possibly worse than mine because you identified it not out of creativity but rather because you’re always thinkin’ about Jetpack Pirate or something.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Shark Smoking a Doobie & Giraffe Having Part of a Balanced Breakfast – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Let’s talk about it: the latest surveys show 62% of aquatic animals favor marijuana legalization. Why aren’t we talking about this?

    This giraffe is so great to me. Big stupid neck, morning smile, tongue that keeps on toungin’. That glass of OJ off to the right – do you think he has a straw long enough to drink that? Or do the birds baby bird it (bird bird it?) into his mouth? He bought that spoon somewhere, you know.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Skankin’ Hot Dog & A Lumbersexual – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    That skankin’ hot dog was a request from a friend – I was at a park at their family party just drawing shit and playing mad libs with all the drunks. So, ta-da, that’s how you get a sausage that’s into ska. Skasage. Sorry.

    This Lumbersexual looks like he’s packing some serious heat and we’re not just talking about those pumps. This is a friend of mine who will remain nameless, but let’s just say that he’s a lumberjack and he’s ok. Funny story: sometimes I go back to Webster University and do lectures – most recently I showed these to a group of high school students on their way to become artists and a couple knew Monty Python’s Flying Circus and got the joke. I was really proud of them and their parents.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Superhero Corn Dog w/ Fancy Cape & A Grapevine Squiggle – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Aw yeah Corndog Superhero. Serving justice and snacks at every state fair across the midwest. Here in St. Louis we can buy them at a place called QuikTrip. This place has everything you could ever want – including corndogs with NO STICKS on a roller! Corndog roller meats!

    That grapevine squiggle – I’m not even sure what the hell I was drawing. I bet there’s some grape thing I’ll have to finish someday.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Things That Are Luckier Than a Rabbit’s Foot & Raccoon Skull & Body Study – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Things that I found that are luckier than a rabbits foot: two rabbits holding hands, two rabbits ears holding hands, and an entire back quarter of a rabbit. You want the side with the tail – it’s like the wishbone of the rabbit world.

    I did some quick studies on raccoons, I know nothing about them – but now I know MORE than nothing about them and their tiny little skeletal structures. Did you know that raccoons bones have rings just like their tails?

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Thumb’s Down From The Frog King & Snakes Playing Snakes and Ladders – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Princes are usually frogs in all of the fairy tales I can still remember and am too lazy to google right now, so we’re gonna run with it. Princes are usually frogs but this guy’s the King of all the frog Princes – and he dooms them! Dooms them all!

    I think this was originally written in the book as “snakes playing boardgames” but that shit had to change asap to “Snakes & Ladders” They’re adorable.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • Two Worms Dressed Up Like Cowboys and Criss-Cross Applesauce & A Fly on a Bicycle – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    These two earthworms are dressed up for a halloween party, in the classic cowboy and criss-cross applesauce costumes. They look great – sure to win the costume contest!

    Is that a fly on a bicycle? Yup. Are its back two legs on pegs? Yup.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.


  • What Princess Leia Would Look Like as a Sub Sandwich & Clam With Sideburns That Needs Some Work – 10×8 Mini Poster

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    Of Sub Sandwich Leia it has been said, “This is everything I’ve ever wanted in a Star Wars interpretation and I never even knew I needed it.” Look at her in all of her glory. That clam? He sucks. Sideburns are weak, no emotion. Get with the pro-clam.

    This 10″ x 8″ mini-poster has been digitally printed in America on acid-free, archival matte paper. This piece of shit is sure to last you a lifetime and will most likely curse your children’s walls as well.